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The British Navy Uses Britney Spears Songs to Scare Off Pirates

The British Navy Uses Britney Spears Songs to Scare Off Pirates
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According to reports, British naval officers play Britney Spears songs to scare away Somali pirates off of Africa’s eastern coast. Her songs “Oops I Did It Again” and “Baby One More Time” are the songs which are used. The rationale of playing these songs is because, supposedly, Somali pirates have a strong dislike for western culture and music, which make Britney Spears’ songs a perfect fit to make the bandits move on as quickly as possible.

 

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